Side Effects May Include...

"Originally posted on GAB"

In an effort to save the three hairs left on my head I have been taking Propecia for almost two years. And while the three hairs are still perfectly combed over (ala Homer J Simpson), and the coat of hair on my neck, back and body are thicker than ever, I still have to deal with the daily side effects of the drug.

Now I know that many of you have seen the commercials for prescription drugs. You know, the ones that read like side effects for Chernobyl fallout victims? But I really didn't give a quality read of the bottle when I signed up for this drug.

Here are the "potential side effects" listed on the bottle

1) Decreased libido
2) Decreased volume of ejaculate
3) Impotence
4) Breast tenderness or enlargement

The ironic thing here is that I am and have been taking this drug to make me feel like more of a man and less like an eagle.

So there you have it! I am a product of my drugs and if I cared enough to be sexual, I guess I would just shoot a thin load all over my tender, meaty man boobs from my unerect penis.

But thanks Propecia for allowing me to keep my hair, it covers my five-head well! I am sure all the ladies will line up to be non pleasured. Maybe we can just rub breasts and be friends?

I put this out there for any of you who may be delving in the prescription world to share your side effects and pain.